450+ Halloween Puns (Flirty, Dirty, Short)

Halloween is the perfect time for some spooky fun, and what better way to celebrate than with a good puns? 

Whether you’re looking for something silly for the kids, something cheeky for your friends, or something clever for your marketing campaign, we’ve got you covered with this massive collection of over 450 Halloween puns! 🎃👻🧙‍♀️

Halloween Puns for Kids 

1. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet! 🧹Copy
2. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻Copy
3. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake! 🧛Copy
4. What kind of car does the Wolfman drive? A monster truck! 🐺Copy
5. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? A squash! 🎃Copy
6. Why did the zombie go to the library? He wanted to check out some brains! 🧟Copy
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🦘 (A bit of a stretch, but fun!)Copy
8. What’s a vampire’s favorite subject in school? Blood history! 🧛‍♂️Copy
9. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He didn’t have anybody to bone with! (Bone-related puns are always a hit!) 💀Copy
10. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️Copy
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝 (Slightly Halloween adjacent, but still fun!)Copy
12. What does a vampire drink in the morning? Blood orange juice! 🍊🧛Copy
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play? Hide and shriek! 👻Copy
14. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! 👀👃Copy
15. Why did the spider cross the playground? To get to the web-site! 🕷🕸️Copy
16. Where does a vampire keep his money? In a blood bank! 💰🧛Copy
17. What do you call a witch’s child? A little witch! 🧙‍♀️👧Copy
18. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Creep music! 🎵🎶🧙‍♀️Copy
19. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜 (Again, a bit of a stretch but it’s lighthearted)Copy
20. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner! 🎹⬇️⛏️ (Silly, but kids love it)Copy
21. What kind of car does a vampire drive? A bloodmobile! 🚗🧛Copy
22. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet! 🧹 (Repeat for emphasis – kids love repetition!)Copy
23. Why was the scarecrow so bad at lying? Because he was stuffed with straw! 🌾Copy
24. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🦘 (Repeat for emphasis)Copy
25. How do you make a witch’s brew? Stir it with a broomstick! 🧙‍♀️🧹Copy
26. Why did the zombie go to the library? He wanted to check out some brains! 🧟 (Repeat for emphasis)Copy
27. What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot! (A playful twist on a previous one) 🥕🦜Copy
28. What do you call a witch’s report card? Spell-binding! 📜🧙‍♀️Copy
29. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧Copy
30. What did the vampire say to the librarian? I need some blood-thirsty reading material! 🧛📖Copy

Funny Halloween Puns 

1. I’m feeling spooktacular today! 👻Copy
2. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛🍊Copy
3. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet! 🧹🧙‍♀️Copy
4. I’m going to a costume party as a pun. Get it? 🎃😂Copy
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Creep music! 🎶👻Copy
6. This Halloween, I’m haunted by the lack of candy! 🍬😭Copy
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of joke? A blood joke! 🧛‍♂️🤣Copy
8. I’ve got a grave case of the Mondays! 💀Copy
9. I’m so wicked this year that the witches are jealous!😈Copy
10. Skeleton crew ready for the weekend! 💀🍻Copy
11. Don’t be a scaredy cat, it’s just Halloween! 🐈‍⬛Copy
12. It’s the perfect time for pumpkin spice everything! 🎃Copy
13. I have so many Halloween plans, it’s spooktacular!👻Copy
14. I’m dying to go trick-or-treating! 💀🍬Copy
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash! 🎃Copy
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔Copy
17. This Halloween, I’m going as a hot mess!🔥😂Copy
18. I’m too boo-tiful for Halloween! 👻😂Copy
19. Having some grave fun this weekend! 🪦Copy
20. This Halloween, let’s have some ghoul times! 👻Copy
21. I’m going to be extra spooky this year. 👻🎃Copy
22. It’s the most hauntingly beautiful time of year. 🍂🎃Copy
23. Have a fang-tastic Halloween! 🧛Copy
24. It’s time to witch you a happy Halloween!🧙‍♀️🎃Copy
25. Let’s get this party started! 👻🎉Copy
26. I’m going to trick-or-treat until I treat! 🍬Copy
27. Let the ghoul times roll! 🎃👻Copy
28. My Halloween plans are to die for! 💀Copy
29. Don’t be a coward, it’s just a spooky movie! 👻Copy
30. We’re pumpkin to have a good time! 🎃Copy

Halloween Puns One-Liners 

1. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.Copy
2. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them.Copy
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.Copy
4. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.Copy
5. What kind of car does a vampire drive? A bloodmobile.Copy
6. What’s a vampire’s favorite subject in school? Blood history.Copy
7. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them!Copy
8. Why did the zombie go to the library? He wanted to check out some brains!Copy
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play? Hide and shriek!Copy
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.Copy
11. What do you call a witch’s child? A little witch.Copy
12. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Creep music.Copy
13. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash.Copy
14. Where does a vampire keep his money? In a blood bank.Copy
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.Copy
16. How do you make a witch’s brew? Stir it with a broomstick!Copy
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.Copy
18. What did the vampire say to the librarian? I need some blood-thirsty reading material!Copy
19. What do you call a witch’s report card? Spell-binding!Copy
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of music? A bloodbath!Copy
21. What’s a witch’s favorite drink? Spooky-cola!Copy
22. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? Brain Freeze!Copy
23. What did the spider say to the fly? I hope you’re not scared of heights!Copy
24. What do you call a witch who is good at math? A mathe-witch!Copy
25. What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Spooky juice!Copy
26. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!Copy
27. What do you call a witch’s child? A little witch.Copy
28. Why did the zombie cross the road? Because he was dead tired.Copy
29. What kind of shoes does a vampire wear? Bloody sneakers!Copy
30. What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Blood orange sorbet!Copy

Halloween Puns for Marketing 

1. Boo-tiful savings this Halloween! 👻🎃Copy
2. Get your spooktacular deals now! 👻Copy
3. This Halloween, get creepily good deals! 🎃Copy
4. Our Halloween sale is to die for! 💀Copy
5. Don’t be a scaredy cat, shop our sale! 🐈‍⬛Copy
6. Have a fang-tastic Halloween with our deals! 🧛Copy
7. It’s the most hauntingly good time to shop! 🎃Copy
8. Our Halloween deals are wicked good! 😈Copy
9. Shop now and get your monster savings! 👹Copy
10. Limited-time offer, it’s going faster than a witch on a broomstick! 🧙‍♀️🧹💨Copy
11. Our Halloween sale is out of this world!👽🎃Copy
12. Creep it real, shop our Halloween deals!👻Copy
13. Don’t miss our bone-chilling deals! 💀Copy
14. Pumpkin spice and everything nice… and on sale! 🎃Copy
15. Get ready for ghoul times with our sales!👻Copy
16. This Halloween, let’s have some grave fun with our deals! 🪦Copy
17. Our Halloween deals are spooktacular! 🎃👻Copy
18. Treat yourself this Halloween! 🍬Copy
19. This Halloween, we’re giving away spooktacular prizes! 🎃👻Copy
20. Shop our haunted Halloween collection! 👻Copy
21. Witch better deal could you find this Halloween? 🧙‍♀️Copy
22. Our sales are scream-worthy! 😱Copy
23. Halloween is coming, get your costume ready, and our deals! 🎃Copy
24. Our Halloween sale is so good, it’s deadly! 💀Copy
25. This Halloween, don’t miss out on our killer deals! 🔪Copy
26. Find your perfect Halloween costume and save with our sale! 🎃Copy
27. Our Halloween sale is ghoulishly good! 👻Copy
28. Spider-web of savings this Halloween! 🕸️Copy
29. Don’t miss out on our boo-tiful offers!👻Copy
30. Have a fang-tastic Halloween Sale! 🧛Copy

Cute Halloween Puns 

1. Have a pumpkin spice and everything nice kind of day! 🎃🧡Copy
2. Let’s have some boo-tiful fun this Halloween! 👻Copy
3. I’m suitably excited for Halloween! 🎃👻Copy
4. This Halloween, let’s have some ghoul times! 👻Copy
5. Halloween is my favorite holiday. 🎃👻Copy
6. I’m so excited, it’s spooktacular!👻Copy
7. This year, my Halloween costume is going to be adorable! 🎃Copy
8. Have a wickedly cute Halloween! 😈🎃Copy
9. My Halloween costume is purr-fect! 🐈🎃Copy
10. My pumpkin spice latte is my Halloween spirit animal. 🎃☕Copy
11. I’m so cute, I could make a vampire swoon!🧛‍♀️😂Copy
12. It’s time to witch you a happy Halloween! 🧙‍♀️Copy
13. I’m pumpkin pleased to see you! 🎃Copy
14. Have a fang-tastic Halloween! 🧛🎃Copy
15. I’m going to be extra cute this Halloween. 👻🎃Copy
16. I’m dying to show off my costume! 💀Copy
17. I’m going to be a cute ghost this year! 👻Copy
18. Let’s have a hauntingly good time!👻Copy
19. Halloween is a sweet time of year. 🍬🎃Copy
20. I’m so excited for Halloween! 🎃Copy
21. Get your spooktacular outfits ready!👻Copy
22. My Halloween plans are to die for! 💀Copy
23. We’re pumpkin to have a good time! 🎃Copy
24. Don’t be a scaredy cat, it’s just Halloween! 🐈‍⬛Copy
25. Let’s have some ghoul times together! 👻Copy
26. It’s the most hauntingly beautiful time of year. 🍂🎃Copy
27. Halloween is spooktacular and cute! 🎃👻Copy
28. I’m boo-tiful, just like Halloween!👻Copy
29. Halloween is just pawsome! 🐾🎃Copy
30. I’m ready to creep it real! 👻Copy

Adult Halloween Puns 

1. I’m feeling boo-zy tonight! 👻🍸Copy
2. This Halloween, I’m going as a hot mess! 🔥Copy
3. Let’s get this party started! 👻🎉Copy
4. My Halloween costume is to die for. 💀Copy
5. Let’s have some adult fun this Halloween. 🎃😈Copy
6. I’m going to trick-or-treat until I treat! 🍬😈Copy
7. This Halloween, I’m going as a sexy vampire. 🧛‍♀️💋Copy
8. My Halloween plans are wicked! 😈Copy
9. I’m going to party like it’s 1999 (and it’s Halloween!). 🎃🎉Copy
10. I’m feeling ghoulishly good tonight! 👻Copy
11. Let the ghoul times roll! 🎃👻Copy
12. I’m going to be extra this Halloween. 🎃👻Copy
13. My Halloween costume is killer! 💀Copy
14. I’m dying to go out tonight! 💀Copy
15. I’m too boo-tiful for Halloween! 👻😂Copy
16. Let’s have a hauntingly good time this Halloween! 👻Copy
17. I’m going to drink until I’m dead. 💀🍸Copy
18. I’m going to be a sexy witch this year. 🧙‍♀️💋Copy
19. I’m planning a grave robbery (of candy!). 🍬💀Copy
20. This Halloween, let’s have some adult fun.😈Copy
21. We’re going to have a killer time!🔪Copy
22. I’m feeling wicked tonight! 😈Copy
23. My Halloween costume is to die for! 💀Copy
24. I’m ready to creep it real.👻Copy
25. Halloween is my excuse to drink and eat whatever I want.🎃🍻Copy
26. I’m feeling very haunted tonight… by the desire for more wine! 🍷👻Copy
27. It’s the booziest time of year. 🎃🍸Copy
28. I’m going to be a sexy pirate this year. 🏴‍☠️💋Copy
29. Let’s have a scream-worthy Halloween! 🎃😱Copy
30. This Halloween, I’m feeling devilishly charming.😈Copy

Halloween Puns for Party Invite 

1. Get ready for a spooktacular Halloween party! 🎃👻Copy
2. Join us for a hauntingly good time! 👻Copy
3. Come celebrate Halloween with us – it’s going to be to die for! 💀Copy
4. Let’s have some ghoul times this Halloween! 👻Copy
5. It’s going to be a wicked good party! 😈🎃Copy
6. Join the fun, it’s going to be killer!🔪Copy
7. Boo to the ordinary, join us for a Halloween party! 👻Copy
8. Don’t be a scaredy-cat, come to our Halloween party! 🐈‍⬛🎃Copy
9. Get ready for some haunted fun! 👻Copy
10. Come dressed in your spookiest costume! 👻Copy
11. Let’s make some grave memories this Halloween! 💀Copy
12. It’s time to get your creep on! 👻Copy
13. This year, our Halloween party is out of this world! 👽🎃Copy
14. Come for a night of wicked fun! 😈Copy
15. We’re having a monster mash this Halloween! 👹🎃Copy
16. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… for a party! 🎃🎉Copy
17. Come celebrate the night of the living dead! 🧟🎃Copy
18. Get ready to scream with laughter! 👻🤣Copy
19. Join us for a fang-tastic Halloween bash! 🧛🎃Copy
20. This is going to be a hauntingly good time! 👻Copy
21. Our party is going to be deadly good! 💀Copy
22. Get ready for some ghoulish fun! 👻Copy
23. Come celebrate Halloween with us, it’s going to be wicked!😈Copy
24. We’re having a costume party – be there! 🎃Copy
25. We’re having a pumpkin party! 🎃Copy
26. We’re dying to see you! 💀Copy
27. This Halloween party is going to be to die for! 💀Copy
28. This party will be bloody good fun! 🧛‍♂️🎃Copy
29. Prepare to be haunted by fun! 👻Copy
30. Join our wicked gathering this Halloween! 😈Copy

Flirty Cute Halloween Puns for Boyfriend 

1. You’re my boo!👻❤️Copy
2. You’re my hauntingly handsome boyfriend. 👻😍Copy
3. You’re so wickedly cute!😈❤️Copy
4. You’re my favorite monster! 👹😍Copy
5. This Halloween, you’re to die for! 💀❤️Copy
6. You make my heart scream with joy! 👻❤️Copy
7. Are you a vampire? Because you’re sucking the life out of me (in a good way!). 🧛‍♂️💋Copy
8. You’re spooktacular!👻❤️Copy
9. You’re creepily cute! 👻😍Copy
10. You’re my pumpkin spice everything nice! 🎃🧡Copy
11. I’m dying to be with you tonight! 💀💋Copy
12. You’re my ghoul friend! 👻❤️Copy
13. You’re wickedly handsome! 😈😍Copy
14. You’re my Halloween sweetheart! 🎃❤️Copy
15. I’m haunted by your beauty! 👻😍Copy
16. You’re bone-fide amazing! 💀❤️Copy
17. You’re my perfect match!🎃❤️Copy
18. I’m so glad I met you. You’re my favorite Halloween treat!🎃🍬Copy
19. You’re my fang-tastic boyfriend! 🧛‍♂️❤️Copy
20. You’re my spooktacular dream come true! 🎃👻😍Copy
21. My Halloween plans are to die for… with you! 💀❤️Copy
22. You’re my Halloween hero.🎃🦸‍♂️Copy
23. I have a grave crush on you.🪦❤️Copy
24. You make my heart skip a beat! 💖👻Copy
25. You’re my spooky soulmate.👻❤️‍🔥Copy
26. You’re my boo-tiful boyfriend! 👻😍Copy
27. This Halloween, you’re my perfect trick-or-treat! 🎃🍬Copy
28. You make my Halloween extra sweet! 🍬❤️Copy
29. Let’s get our creep on! 👻💖Copy
30. I’m dying to spend Halloween with you! 💀❤️Copy

Halloween Puns for Work 

1. Have a spooktacular week! 👻🎃Copy
2. Let’s make this week less scary than a horror movie. 👻🎬Copy
3. Don’t let the workload haunt you! 👻Copy
4. It’s time to get our creep on! 👻 (in a productive way!)Copy
5. Let’s have some ghoul times working together! 👻Copy
6. Our team is wicked good! 😈Copy
7. Don’t let the deadlines kill you! 💀Copy
8. Let’s scare those deadlines!👻Copy
9. Let’s work together to achieve our monster goals! 👹Copy
10. Happy Halloween from your favorite team of ghouls! 👻Copy
11. Let’s make this work week a little less scary! 👻Copy
12. We’re a deadly effective team.💀Copy
13. Let’s have some fang-tastic meetings! 🧛🎃Copy
14. This week is going to be out of this world!👽🎃Copy
15. We’re a wicked good team!😈Copy
16. This week’s projects are going to be killer!🔪Copy
17. Let’s get through this week in one piece!🎃Copy
18. Let’s work hard and then have a hauntingly good weekend! 👻Copy
19. Our work is to die for! (in a good way!) 💀Copy
20. We’re pumpkin up our efforts! 🎃Copy
21. We’re going to scare up some success this week! 👻Copy
22. We’re a supernatural team!👻Copy
23. Let’s have some spooktacular productivity!👻🎃Copy
24. Let’s make the workload less scary!👻Copy
25. Our work is wicked good!😈Copy
26. Time to scare those deadlines away! 👻Copy
27. We’re ready to work our magic! 🧙‍♀️Copy
28. This team is out of this world!👽🎃Copy
29. Let’s collaborate to scare away this week’s challenges!👻Copy
30. Have a fang-tastic week! 🧛Copy

Dirty Halloween Puns 

1. I’m ready to get wicked tonight! 😈Copy
2. Let’s get this party started! 👻🎉 (with some adult fun)Copy
3. I’m dying to get with you. 💀💋Copy
4. Let’s have some grave fun tonight! 🪦😈Copy
5. You’re my favorite monster to cuddle with. 👹❤️Copy
6. I want to bone you this Halloween. 💀Copy
7. Let’s make some haunted memories. 👻😈Copy
8. I’m going to trick-or-treat you all night long.🍬😈Copy
9. My Halloween costume is to die for. 💀(in a sexy way)Copy
10. You’re wickedly attractive! 😈❤️Copy
11. I’m ready for some spooky action! 👻😈Copy
12. You’re my favorite halloween treat! 🎃🍬 (suggestive)Copy
13. This Halloween, I’m to die for! 💀 (in a flirtatious way)Copy
14. Let’s have some ghoul times tonight. 👻😈Copy
15. You’re my boo, and I want you all night long!👻💋Copy
16. Let’s make some grave memories!🪦😈Copy
17. I’m ready to creep on you all night. 👻😈Copy
18. I’m dying to kiss you.💀💋Copy
19. Let’s have a killer night! 🔪😈Copy
20. This Halloween, let’s get wicked.😈Copy
21. I’m ready to be your monster this Halloween.👹😈Copy
22. Let’s have some hauntingly good sex.👻😈Copy
23. This Halloween, let’s have some adult fun.😈Copy
24. Let’s make some haunted memories. 👻😈Copy
25. I’m feeling devilishly horny.😈Copy
26. Let’s get wicked!😈Copy
27. I’m dying to be with you tonight. 💀💋Copy
28. You’re my boo, and I want you all night long.👻💋Copy
29. My Halloween costume is ready for some adult fun. 😈Copy
30. Let’s have some blood-curdling good times. 🧛😈Copy

Short Halloween Puns 

1. Boo! 👻Copy
2. Creep it real. 👻Copy
3. Wicked cool! 😈Copy
4. Spooktacular! 👻Copy
5. Ghoulish good times! 👻Copy
6. Monster mash! 👹Copy
7. Pumpkin spice! 🎃Copy
8. Fang-tastic! 🧛Copy
9. Haunted fun! 👻Copy
10. Killer deals! 💀Copy
11. Grave times! 💀Copy
12. Boo-tiful!👻Copy
13. Witch way?🧙‍♀️Copy
14. Skullduggery! 💀Copy
15. Spooky! 👻Copy
16. Sweet treats!🍬Copy
17. Dead tired! 💀Copy
18. Scary good! 👻Copy
19. Creepy fun! 👻Copy
20. Bloody good! 🧛Copy
21. Broom swept!🧹Copy
22. Ghostly! 👻Copy
23. Zombie fun! 🧟Copy
24. Werewolf howl!🐺Copy
25. Vampire kiss! 🧛‍♀️Copy
26. Haunted house! 👻Copy
27. Candy corn! 🍬Copy
28. Black cat! 🐈‍⬛Copy
29. Orange you glad?🎃Copy
30. Pumpkin head!🎃Copy

Halloween Puns One Word 

1. Boo!Copy
2. CreepCopy
3. WickedCopy
4. SpookyCopy
5. GhoulishCopy
6. MonsterCopy
7. PumpkinCopy
8. Fang-tasticCopy
9. HauntedCopy
10. KillerCopy
11. GraveCopy
12. SpooktacularCopy
13. GhoulCopy
14. WitchCopy
15. SkullCopy
16. SweetCopy
17. DeadCopy
18. ScaryCopy
19. CreepyCopy
20. BloodyCopy
21. BroomCopy
22. GhostlyCopy
23. ZombieCopy
24. WerewolfCopy
25. VampireCopy
26. HauntedCopy
27. CandyCopy
28. BlackCopy
29. OrangeCopy
30. PumpkinCopy

Sexy Halloween Puns 

(Please be aware that the following puns are intended for adult audiences only and may be considered offensive by some.)

1. I’m feeling wicked tonight.😈Copy
2. Let’s get this party started. 👻🎉Copy
3. I’m dying to be with you. 💀💋Copy
4. Let’s have some grave fun tonight! 🪦😈Copy
5. I want to bone you this Halloween. 💀Copy
6. Let’s make some haunted memories. 👻😈Copy
7. I’m going to trick-or-treat you all night long.🍬😈Copy
8. My Halloween costume is to die for. 💀(in a sexy way)Copy
9. You’re wickedly attractive! 😈❤️Copy
10. I’m ready for some spooky action! 👻😈Copy
11. This Halloween, I’m to die for! 💀 (in a flirtatious way)Copy
12. Let’s have some ghoul times tonight. 👻😈Copy
13. You’re my boo, and I want you all night long!👻💋Copy
14. I’m ready to creep on you all night. 👻😈Copy
15. I’m dying to kiss you.💀💋Copy
16. Let’s have a killer night! 🔪😈Copy
17. This Halloween, let’s get wicked.😈Copy
18. I’m ready to be your monster this Halloween.👹😈Copy
19. Let’s have some hauntingly good sex.👻😈Copy
20. This Halloween, let’s have some adult fun.😈Copy
21. Let’s make some haunted memories. 👻😈Copy
22. I’m feeling devilishly horny.😈Copy
23. Let’s get wicked!😈Copy
24. I’m dying to be with you tonight. 💀💋Copy
25. You’re my boo, and I want you all night long.👻💋Copy
26. My Halloween costume is ready for some adult fun. 😈Copy
27. Let’s have some blood-curdling good times. 🧛😈Copy
28. My costume is to die for… literally! 💀💋Copy
29. I’m feeling devilishly playful tonight.😈Copy
30. This Halloween, let’s get down. 😈👻Copy

Halloween Puns Jokes 

1. Why did the zombie go to the library? To get some brains! 🧟‍♂️📚Copy
2. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet! 🧹🧙‍♀️Copy
3. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of music? Creep music! 🧛‍♂️🎶Copy
4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash! 🎃😂Copy
5. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻🤥Copy
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😂Copy
7. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜😂Copy
8. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! 👀👃Copy
9. How do you make a witch’s brew? Stir it with a broomstick! 🧙‍♀️🧹Copy
10. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧Copy
11. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He didn’t have anybody to bone with! 💀😂Copy
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊Copy
13. Why was the scarecrow so bad at lying? Because he was stuffed with straw! 🌾🤥Copy
14. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖Copy
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play? Hide and shriek! 👻Copy
16. What kind of car does a vampire drive? A bloodmobile! 🧛‍♂️🚗Copy
17. What do you call a witch’s report card? Spell-binding! 🧙‍♀️📜Copy
18. What did the vampire say to the librarian? I need some blood-thirsty reading material! 🧛‍♂️📚Copy
19. What kind of shoes does a vampire wear? Bloody sneakers! 🧛‍♂️👟Copy
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Blood orange sorbet! 🧛‍♂️🍦Copy
21. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔Copy
22. What do you call a witch who is good at math? A mathe-witch! 🧙‍♀️➕Copy
23. Why did the zombie cross the road? Because he was dead tired. 🧟‍♂️🚶Copy
24. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them! 👻🤥Copy
25. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin down a well? A pumpkin in a well!🎃😂Copy
26. Why did the zombie go to the library? Because he wanted to check out some brains! 🧟‍♂️📚Copy
27. What do you call a witch who is good at math? A mathe-witch! 🧙‍♀️🧮Copy
28. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜Copy
29. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of car? A spookmobile! 👻🚗Copy
30. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet. 🧹🧙‍♀️Copy

Flirty Halloween Puns 

1. Are you a vampire? Because you’re sucking the life out of me… in a good way! 🧛‍♂️💋Copy
2. Are you a werewolf? Because you’re howling hot! 🐺🔥Copy
3. You’re wickedly attractive! 😈😍Copy
4. I’m dying to be with you! 💀💋Copy
5. Let’s have some grave fun together. 🪦😈Copy
6. I’m feeling hauntingly attracted to you! 👻😍Copy
7. You’re my favorite monster! 👹❤️Copy
8. You make my heart skip a beat!💖👻Copy
9. You’re devilishly handsome!😈😍Copy
10. I’m feeling wickedly attracted to you.😈Copy
11. This Halloween, you’re to die for! 💀❤️Copy
12. Are you a zombie? Because you’re dead sexy! 🧟‍♂️🔥Copy
13. I’ve got a grave crush on you. 🪦❤️Copy
14. You’re my spooktacular dream come true! 👻🎃😍Copy
15. You’re my Halloween.Copy
16. You’re my perfect match this Halloween! 🎃❤️Copy
17. I’m dying to kiss you! 💀💋Copy
18. You’re so wickedly cute!😈❤️Copy
19. My Halloween plans are to die for… with you! 💀❤️Copy
20. You’re my boo-tiful dream!👻😍Copy
21. I’m haunted by your charm! 👻😍Copy
22. You’re bone-fide sexy! 💀❤️Copy
23. You’re my Halloween sweetheart! 🎃❤️Copy
24. Are you a ghost? Because you’re hauntingly beautiful! 👻😍Copy
25. You’re my fang-tastic dreamboat! 🧛‍♂️❤️Copy
26. Let’s have some blood-curdling fun! 🧛😈Copy
27. You make my Halloween extra sweet! 🍬❤️Copy
28. I’m feeling devilishly attracted to you.😈Copy
29. Let’s make some haunted memories. 👻😈Copy
30. You’re my perfect trick-or-treat this year! 🎃🍬Copy