Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to elicit gales of giggles than with a good fart joke? While some jokes about flatulence can be, shall we say, less than refined, many are clever, witty, and surprisingly inoffensive.
This collection aims to provide a wide range of fart jokes, suitable for various audiences, ensuring there’s something to tickle everyone’s funny bone – without causing anyone to flee the room in disgust.
We’ve categorized them for your convenience, guaranteeing a giggle-fest for all ages and sensibilities (within reason!).
1. Fart Jokes for Kids 👶👧👦
These jokes are designed to be clean, silly, and safe for even the youngest audiences. Remember, the goal is to elicit laughter, not embarrassment!
- Why did the boy throw butter? Because he wanted to make a butter-fly! 💨
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba! 🚽
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A wash-tub! 🛁
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓🫐
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ☃️🧛
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! 🍊
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! 🌳🩳
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🎃
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts! 💀
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
2. Funny Fart Jokes 🤣💨
These jokes are a bit more advanced, playing on wordplay and puns. They are generally suitable for a wider audience.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🪵
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!🌪️
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🎃
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba! 🚽
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓🫐
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ☃️🧛
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! 🍊
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! 🌳🩳
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts! 💀
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
3. Fart Jokes for Adults 🔞 (Mild)
These jokes contain slightly more mature themes or wordplay, but are still relatively clean.
- Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? Because he took too many days off! 📅
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🪵
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus! 🇨🇭➕
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter! 🦛🔥
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🎃
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with! 💀
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🪵
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
4. Best Fart Jokes 👍💨
These jokes are considered classics, consistently bringing laughter to diverse audiences.
- What’s the loudest sound in the world? A silent fart in a library! 🤫
- What did the fart say to the other fart? Let’s get out of here!💨💨
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🪵
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓🫐
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! 🍊
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ☃️🧛
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! 🌳🩳
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🎃
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts! 💀
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter! 🦛🔥
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
5. Fart Jokes One-Liners 😂💨
Short, sweet, and to the point – these one-liners pack a punch.
- I’ve got 99 problems, but a fart ain’t one!
- My farts are so loud, they’re self-explanatory!
- I like my coffee how I like my farts: strong and silent!
- I’ve been practicing my yoga. I can now fart in Sanskrit!
- My farts are like my friends: some are loud and smelly, others are quiet and sneaky.
- I’ve got a gut feeling something’s funny.
- Sorry, I couldn’t help but let one rip.
- My dog told me he likes my farts. He said they’re ruff.
- I’m feeling gassy.
- I’m not sure what’s worse, my farts or my bad jokes!
- I told my wife my farts smelled like roses. She said, “You’re full of it!”
- My therapist told me to embrace my inner child. So I let one rip.
- I tried to explain to my doctor that I was allergic to farts, but he said it was just gaslighting!
- I went to the bakery and asked for a loaf of bread. They said, “It’s in the oven!”
- My farts are so bad, they’re historic events!
- I’ve got a gut feeling I’m going to be late.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
6. Dad Fart Jokes 👨👧👦💨
These jokes are specifically tailored to the corny, pun-loving style of dads everywhere.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I’ve got 99 problems, but a fart ain’t one!
- My farts are so loud, they’re self-explanatory!
- I like my coffee how I like my farts: strong and silent!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- I’m feeling gassy.
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter!
- My farts are so bad, they’re historic events!
7. Short Fart Jokes 💨
These jokes are perfect for quick bursts of laughter.
- Toot!
- Silent but deadly.
- One little toot.
- RIP.
- Excuse me!
- That was a powerful one.
- My bad!
- Oops!
- Phew!
- I think I just cleared the room.
- Let’s just move on.
- My stomach is singing.
- That was a doozy!
- It’s got a name, “The Stinker!”
- My farts are legendary.
- And then, the earth trembled.
- It smelled like a landfill exploded.
- Can you smell that? Nope, me neither.
- My tummy feels better now.
- A little gas relief.
8. Poop Jokes & Fart Jokes 💩💨
Combining the classic duo of poop and farts for extra comedic effect.
- What’s brown and smells like poop? A chocolate-covered turd.🍫💩
- Why did the poop get a bad report card? Because it was full of crap! 💩
- What do you call a pile of poops? A poo-pile! 💩
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🥔
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter! 🦛🔥
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃
- I like my coffee how I like my farts: strong and silent!
- My farts are so loud, they’re self-explanatory!
- I’ve got 99 problems, but a fart ain’t one!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🪵
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! 🌳🩳
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🎃
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts! 💀
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
- My farts are so bad, they’re historic events!
9. Disgusting Fart Jokes 🤢💨 (Mild)
These jokes push the boundaries of taste, but remain relatively tame. Reader discretion advised!
- My farts are so bad, they could curdle milk! 🥛💨
- I let one rip that was so potent, it turned the air blue! 💨🔵
- My farts are like a biohazard! ☣️💨
- I think I just unleashed a toxic cloud! 💨☢️
- My farts are so pungent, they could clear a room… or a city! 💨🏙️
- I apologize in advance for the upcoming odoriferous event! 💨👃
- Hold your breath, folks, it’s about to get really ugly. 💨🤮
- My farts are legendary for their unpleasant aroma. 💨👃
- My digestive system is currently having a violent argument with itself. 💨💥
- Prepare for liftoff! It’s gonna be explosive! 💨🚀
