This article is dedicated to the art of the dad joke – those groan-inducing, pun-filled, deceptively simple jokes that only a father could love (and maybe, secretly, you too).
Prepare for a chuckle-fest as we dive into a massive collection of 450+ dad jokes, categorized for your convenience. Get ready to roll your eyes, and maybe, just maybe, crack a smile. 😉
Dad Joke of the Day
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day!
- Why did the man throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because someone stole its jam!
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Best Dad Joke
- I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day!
- Why did the man throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because someone stole its jam!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
Dad Joke Meme
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Image: Confused scientist looking at an atom)
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (Image: Kangaroo sleeping on a couch)
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Image: A bicycle lying on its side)
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. (Image: A man with a toothache)
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. (Image: A tube of toothpaste shaped like a tuba)
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! (Image: Two eggs laughing hysterically)
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! (Image: A picture behind bars)
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’! (Image: The number seven being crossed out)
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! (Image: Two eyes whispering)
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! (Image: A plate of pasta with a suspicious-looking noodle)
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Image: A scarecrow accepting an award)
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (Image: A sad-looking strawberry)
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! (Image: A cup of coffee with a bruised appearance)
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! (Image: An ocean wave gently lapping the shore)
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! (Image: A golfer with extra pants)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Image: A fish with an X where its eyes should be)
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts! (Image: Two skeletons looking cowardly)
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (Image: A kangaroo napping in a pouch)
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! (Image: A tomato blushing)
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. (Image: A tube of toothpaste resembling a tuba)
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Image: Atoms forming a lie)
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine! (Image: A grape being squashed)
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! (Image: An orange taking a break)
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (Image: A sad-looking strawberry)
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (Image: A kangaroo lounging on a comfy potato-shaped cushion)
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! (Image: A very tired looking bicycle)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! (Image: A bowl of nacho cheese with a question mark)
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! (Image: A picture in a jail cell)
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! (Image: A broken clock)
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with! (Image: A lonely skeleton)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! (Image: A tree in swimming trunks)
- Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day! (Image: A weak-looking Monday)
- Why did the man throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly! (Image: A man throwing butter)
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! (Image: Two eyes with a nose in between)
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister! (Image: A tornado playing Twister)
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate! (Image: Two snowmen getting married)
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! (Image: A tissue dancing)
- Why did the cookie cry? Because someone stole its jam! (Image: A sad cookie)
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen! (Image: An egg-shaped car)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Image: A fish without eyes)
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Image: Atoms forming a web of lies)
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! (Image: Two cartoon eyes whispering)
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Image: A scarecrow receiving a medal)
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! (Image: A bicycle with flat tires)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Image: A blurry fish)
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! (Image: An orange with an empty juice box)
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine! (Image: A crushed grape with a drop of wine)
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with! (Image: A skeleton alone on Halloween)
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! (Image: A fake noodle impersonating a real one)
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! (Image: A coffee cup with a mugshot)
Dad Joke Memes
(Note: These are similar in concept to the previous section but allow for more creative meme formats, including reaction images, popular meme templates like Drakeposting, Distracted Boyfriend, etc.)
- Drakeposting: Drake disapproves of a bad joke. Drake approves of a dad joke.
- Distracted Boyfriend: Girlfriend: Logical joke. Boyfriend: Dad joke. Other woman: A satisfying groan.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply walk into Mordor… without telling a dad joke.
- Success Kid: Successfully told a dad joke and got a groan.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: The cat is the recipient of a terrible dad joke. The woman is the reaction of the listener.
- Expanding Brain: Starts with a simple question. Expands into a ridiculously complex pun-filled dad joke.
- Roll Safe: Me explaining a dad joke. My audience’s reaction.
- Bad Luck Brian: Told a dad joke and no one laughed.
- Socially Awkward Penguin: Trying to tell a dad joke.
- Is this a pigeon?: Is this a joke? Yes, it’s a dad joke.
- Drakeposting: Drake dislikes a complex joke. Drake loves a simple dad joke.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply tell a joke… and not make a dad joke.
- Success Kid: Successfully made someone groan with a dad joke.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: Cat is the reaction to the dad joke. Woman is the dad telling the joke.
- Expanding Brain: A simple question leading to a massive, ridiculous dad joke.
- Roll Safe: Me explaining a simple dad joke and audience reaction.
- Bad Luck Brian: My dad joke bombed completely.
- Socially Awkward Penguin: Attempting to tell a punny dad joke.
- Is this a pigeon?: Is this funny? Yes, it’s a dad joke.
- Drakeposting: Drake prefers corny dad jokes to sophisticated humor.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply avoid dad jokes…at family gatherings.
- Success Kid: Getting away with a terrible dad joke.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: Woman yelling at the cat for not laughing at the dad joke.
- Expanding Brain: The explanation of an increasingly complex dad joke.
- Roll Safe: Me confidently explaining my dad joke, followed by the audience’s confused face.
- Bad Luck Brian: The joke falls completely flat and everyone stares blankly.
- Socially Awkward Penguin: Unable to deliver the punchline smoothly.
- Is this a pigeon?: Is this humor? Yes, it’s a dad joke.
- Drakeposting: Drake prefers puns over logical jokes.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply escape a dad joke unscathed.
- Success Kid: Made a room full of people groan with a dad joke.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: The cat is confused by the dad joke. Woman is the dad.
- Expanding Brain: Dad joke starts simple and expands into an illogical pun-fest.
- Roll Safe: Me perfectly delivering a dad joke, with the audience’s reaction.
- Bad Luck Brian: Told the worst dad joke ever.
- Socially Awkward Penguin: Trying desperately to make a dad joke work.
- Is this a pigeon?: Is this funny? Yep, it’s a dad joke.
- Drakeposting: Drake prefers groan-worthy dad jokes.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply resist the urge to tell a dad joke.
- Success Kid: My dad joke was a hit…in a painfully awkward way.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: Cat’s reaction to a surprisingly clever dad joke.
- Expanding Brain: A seemingly simple dad joke turns into a labyrinth of puns.
- Roll Safe: Me smoothly delivering a dad joke, and the audience’s surprised reaction.
- Bad Luck Brian: My attempt at a dad joke completely backfired.
- Socially Awkward Penguin: Accidentally making a dad joke.
- Is this a pigeon?: Is this humor? It’s a dad joke.
- Drakeposting: Drake chooses dad jokes over intelligent humor.
- One Does Not Simply: One does not simply survive a conversation with my dad without a dad joke.
- Success Kid: I mastered the art of the dad joke.
- Woman Yelling at a Cat: The cat represents the audience’s reaction to a terrible dad joke.
Funny Dad Joke
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with! 💀
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🥔
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚴♀️
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock! ⏰
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! 👀👃
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice! 🍊🏃♂️
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’! 7️⃣
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️👮♂️
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😳
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️🏌️♂️
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊👋
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓😔
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister! 🌪️🌀
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate! ☃️👰🤵
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen! 🥚🚗
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕👮♂️
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands! 🧚♂️
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. 🎶🦷
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. 🚴♀️
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️👮♂️
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😳
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️🏌️♂️
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊👋
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓😔
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister! 🌪️🌀
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate! ☃️👰🤵
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen! 🥚🚗
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕👮♂️
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands! 🧚♂️
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. 🎶🦷
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. 🚴♀️
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’! 7️⃣
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓😔
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! 👀👃
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister! 🌪️🌀
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate! ☃️👰🤵
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen! 🥚🚗
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕👮♂️
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands! 🧚♂️
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🥔
Dad Joke of the Day 2025
(These jokes incorporate futuristic elements to reflect a potential 2025 setting.)
- Why did the robot cross the motherboard? To get to the other side!
- What do you call a lazy astronaut? A space cadet!
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of music? Nep-tune!
- Why was the virtual reality game always late? Because it kept lagging behind!
- Why did the self-driving car get a parking ticket? It parked in a no-drone zone!
- How do you make a spaceship float? You tell it a funny story, and it gets lighter!
- What’s the best way to communicate with aliens? With a really good translator app!
- Why did the AI break up with the robot? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you call a cow on a spaceship? A Milky Way cow!
- Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to reach for the stars!
- What’s an alien’s favorite kind of candy? Mars bars!
- What did the robot say to the human? I’m going to need a reboot!
- Why did the holographic projector break up with the 3D printer? They couldn’t print a relationship!
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite place to go on vacation? Planet Earth!
- Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them!
- Why did the robot go to therapy? It was having a hard time processing its emotions!
- Why did the augmented reality app break up with the virtual reality app? They had too many differences in perspective!
- What do you call a computer virus that sings? A malware!
- Why did the flying car crash? Because it ran out of fuel!
- What do you call a person who can’t decide where to eat? A restaurant-indecisive person!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- Why did the robot need a new battery? It ran out of juice!
- Why was the virtual assistant always late? Because it had a scheduling conflict!
- What do you call a ghost that travels the world? A spooky tourist!
- How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tacles!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
Christmas Dad Joke
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (But this time, it’s wearing a Santa hat!)
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate! (They’re having a Christmas wedding!)
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! (Perfect for a chilly Christmas Eve!)
- Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone! (A bit naughty, but funny!)
- How does Santa stay connected to the reindeer? Using reindeer WiFi! (Tech-savvy Santa!)
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles! (A classic pun!)
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses! (A grammar-based joke!)
- Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year! (A cheeky one!)
- What do you get when you put a snowman in a microwave? Water! (A silly science joke!)
- What kind of shoes does Santa wear? Snow boots! (An obvious but effective joke!)
- Why was Santa’s little helper so bad at his job? He kept getting fired from the elf factory!
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments? Don’t worry, I’ve got you all covered!
- Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it’s so much easier than using the front door!
- What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!
- What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
- Why was the Christmas tree always in trouble? Because it had an attitude problem!
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments? Don’t worry, I’ve got you all covered!
- Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- Why did Santa get stuck in a chimney? He didn’t have the right tools to get out!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Are you a cat? Because I’m kitten around with you.
- Are you from Iceland? Because you’re the only one I see.
- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
- Are you a firework? Because you light up my life.
- Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
- Are you a pizza? Because I like you a lot-ta.
- Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world.
- Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Are you a librarian? Because I’m checking you out.
- Are you a beaver? Because I’m dam impressed.
- Are you a pizza? Because I’m feeling cheesy.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- Are you a test? Because I’m failing without you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Dad Joke Laugh Funny Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- How do you make seven even? Subtract the ‘S’!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day!
- Why did the man throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because someone stole its jam!
- What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock!
- Why did the snowman get married? Because he found his snow mate!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
